Sunday

I hate it when i'm in the shower and I reach for the shampoo and look at it real hard going - i'm not going to make the same fucking mistake - then proceed to squirt it in my hand and for the second time in a row it's - fuck, it's fucking conditioner, AGAIN! I also hate it on the first day of my period and I know that every time it feels like my hips are expanding, someone has punched me in the vagina and my uterus is on fire and still i forget, knowing all this, to take the drugs to prevent all this from fucking happening.

I love the fact that when i get out of the shower and even though i have my period, i can still lie naked on my bed whilst typing this, all thanks to my friend - the tampon. I also love grasping the knowledge that I will most likely be having enchiladas for dinner tonight because i fucking LOVE mexican food!